I was in Berkeley for the first time this weekend. I may or may not have been drunk when this went down.
Me: Grrrrrl, look at all the fine looking white college boys I could have my way with here.
BFF: Yup, college kids for days.
Me: Why don’t we come to Berkeley more often?
BFF: Because you live in Soledad.
Me: I’m moving.
Picture it, Monday morning in my cubicle …
Me: I’m listening to Mariah Carey on Spotify and Honey just came on.
Do you remember the video? It was the beginning of her Ho-ification.
Korean Precious: She was trying to be a Bond girl right?
That needs to be us.
Me: In my brain just flashed a picture of us in that video. Living the life.
Being Bond hoes. Sittin’ on rappers laps while in helicopters.
KP: LOL. You just confirmed your #1 spot as sluttiest friend.
Me: Was there ever a doubt?
KP: Sometimes, but you slap that thought out with a quickness.