Picture it, Monday morning in my cubicle …
Me: I’m listening to Mariah Carey on Spotify and Honey just came on.
Do you remember the video? It was the beginning of her Ho-ification.
Korean Precious: She was trying to be a Bond girl right?
That needs to be us.
Me: In my brain just flashed a picture of us in that video. Living the life.
Being Bond hoes. Sittin’ on rappers laps while in helicopters.
KP: LOL. You just confirmed your #1 spot as sluttiest friend.
Me: Was there ever a doubt?
KP: Sometimes, but you slap that thought out with a quickness.