I watch a lot of crap TV but I don’t normally watch the Kardashians, well other than the last 2 minutes of episodes that my DVR regularly catches when recording Chelsea Lately. This week I happened to catch a preview for the next episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York where Kris Humphries gets in an argument with PR mogul/reality star/Kim Kardashian coattail-rider Jonathan Cheban. The preview shows Mr. Cheban angry and arguing with Kris Humphries because Kris implies that Jonathan is gay. I googled Jonathan’s name and found that he was allegedly slapping Mr. Humphries with a $5 million slander lawsuit, at which point I tweeted the following statement.
Lo and behold my surprise the next morning when I saw this response.
So I did what most people do when a “celebrity” responds to them and retweeted his tweet along with another message of my own.
But then he…
And then he was like…
So then I…
And then he went and…
Now I’ll admit that I’ve never met Mr. Cheban, never hung out with him, don’t know anyone he’s slept with, male or female, and don’t have any personal knowledge of his business but one thing I do have is a finely attuned gaydar. Game recognize game and homo recognize homo.
It’s ok Jonathan, it gets better.
