Take a moment, dear reader and check out this website, Tom Hardy Camerawhore. Go ahead, I’ll wait.
If you’re unfamiliar with Tom Hardy he was one of the stars in Inception, Star Trek: Nemesis and some other stuff. Most importantly he really enjoys posing for the camera.
Now I’ve seen plenty of tumblr sites dedicated to posting picture after picture of their favorite celebrities (Personally, I follow FuckYeahCarlosBocanegra) but I hadn’t come across one where the majority of the pictures were clearly taken by the celebrity themselves.
Tom Hardy’s got this dirty, sexy hotness about him. Even when he’s looking trashy there’s still some glimmer in that eye that says “Yeah, you know you like the bad boys.” He’s even got the Smile Now, Cry Later tattoo on his chest. If that doesn’t say thug, I don’t know what does.
The Tom that makes beautiful babies.
The Tom that likes showing off his muscles, both sides of course. You’ve got to keep it even.
And of course, we can never forget the Tom that takes come hither photos in his underwear.
I applaud Tom Hardy. A few weeks ago the Interwebs was all a flutter about a comment he made regarding his sexuality. He admitted to fooling around with both men and women in his youth. Allegedly those quotes were taken out of context but anyone a semi-funcitoning gaydar who watched Star Trek: Nemesis caught wind of Mr. Hardy. We know what’s up. As for the constant pictures of himself, well, if you’ve got it, flaunt it. If I had Tom Hardy’s body you better believe I’d be doing the same thing. Countless teens and young adults, even those who have no business taking Glamor shots of themselves, are constantly doing it, why not someone who’s actually got a body you wouldn’t mind seeing?
Plus look at that adorable baby!
If Tom Hardy hadn’t made your panties wet or your boxers tight before, seeing him being a daddy and showing off exactly what he can produce sure as hell did. That baby makes me want to find a way to have Tom Hardy’s future offspring. I’m sure he could do it too. Tom Hardy just oozes this sexuality where you know could impregnate you with a look.
Ahh hell. Excuse me while I go pee on a stick.